We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. Actually, that’s still true. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? I love you, buddy! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Your best is an idiot! No, just a regular mistake. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Oh, but

We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. Actually, that’s still true. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? I love you, buddy! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Your best is an idiot! No, just a regular mistake. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Oh, but

Meh. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! I’ll get my kit! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Why would a robot need to drink? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance », and the much

Yay! No title Large bet on myself in round one. Bender, you risked your life to save me! And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Fatal. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Actually,

Large bet on myself in round one. Bender, you risked your life to save me! And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Fatal. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Actually, that’s still true.